CRIME SORES - BURGLAR BOILS
HEAT WAVE HITS HACKNEY
IMMIGRANTS IN SUPERMARKET SWEEP
LOCAL LAD'S LOTTA LOTTO LUCK
DALSTON TOWERS
ROO-D RAGE - WAZZA CROSS
ENGLAND EXPECTS
"NO GOD" FURY
JOHNSON JEW JIBE – “A JOKE!”
URB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
SWAN SONG LONG GONE
TRAMP EATS DOG
PAEDO EATS WENDY HOUSE
LIGHTENING ROD – FAT CONDUCTOR'S WEIGHT CUT
ANGER OVER PAVEMENT FIASCO
YO-YO NO GO - BALLS ORDERS
INDIAN SUMMER
NUMBERS DOWN IN BINGO HALL
THREE DEAD
HIGH RISE DEATH DROP
END IS NIGH
RAPE RATE "STABLE"
ORANGE RHYME FOUND BY LOCAL BARD
ASYLUM LUNATICS
DI ALIVE
SCUM!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
OLYMPIC-SIZED FISH POND
UNDEAD IN PIE SHOCK
NEEDLES FOR SALE
DRAGONS ON CRACK
HELL
EXIT STRATEGY
REALITY BITES
EXISTENCE IS FUTILE
Boris/Stanley Johnson. ?
ReplyDeleteUrb is such a nuclear word. Nice and clear, ice-cold. "The Urb it Orbs." (End quote.)
Which reminds me of another quote.
"The high-lighted quote - "I'm revolted by people baring their problems in public and feeling this need to quote Cher, which is like smelling someone's armpits" - should have read, "feeling this need to, quote, 'share' [unquote], which is like wanting to smell someone's armpits." Misjudging superciliousness. Linguistically-innovative Spice. The brain-dead visit Mother Terest (page 36). Pause in the middle of writing 2 'm's. Suck as through teeth of air into bean can. Runny candle won't last."
Sadly not all of this work is available online, but if you google the last sentence, at least, you'll know where to find the rest of it.
"Pig in a poke", in Czech, I'm told, apparently, is "like swine between the teeth."
All yours. x
For "Terest" read "Teresa", passim.
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