Wednesday 6 January 2010

Untimely #12 - The Hot Line


“She looked really good today, like a young boy.”

“No, not like a naughty schoolgirl. That’s just weird.”

“No, I just said NOT like that at all. She wasn’t wearing any kind of skirt.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, of course you couldn’t. She was wearing some very smart, grey knee-length shorts.”

“Woollen, I think.”

“Yes, yeah, she did have knee high socks on actually, pulled right up they were, so they almost met her little shorts!”

“Oh really, how can people even walk in them? Ridiculous things they are. No, she had brogues on.”

“Brown.”

“Shirt yes, white no. It was a crisp light blue actually, neatly off-set with a medium width, maroon stripe tie.”

“Right up to the collar actually. I think it was a Windsor knot.”

“Yeah, she was wearing a little grey cardigan actually, though you couldn’t really see it that well under her blazer.”

“Blazer. It’s like a suit jacket.”

“Same maroon as the tie actually, quite dashing.”

“Hair? Of course she had hair, she’s always got hair! What did you think, something had happened to it?”

“Oh right, no, it wasn’t in pigtails, why would it be? How many young boys do you see roaming the streets with their hair in pigtails?”

“Precisely. It was in a side-parting.”

“Left to right.”

“Facing her.”

“I know. Hot right?”

“Yeah. Piping hot. Like a sexy kettle.”

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