Saturday 23 January 2010

Untimely #13 - Kevin's Exclusive Including Machine and Question Personaliser

Objective:

The objective of the following process is to enable all individuals to personalise any question asked of them via the enacting of a simple sequence of 5 steps. The following process will be carried out under test conditions employing the given test questions and the test Personalised Name Determinant SAMUEL CHARLES BUTLER

Equipment:

  • Questions for Personalisation
  • Dictionary
  • Personalised Name Determinant
  • Alphabet
For the following process the following terms will apply:

Input Question 1 = "What might inclusion mean?"
Input Question 2 = "How can we break down social barriers?"
Input Question 3 = "What might inhibit inclusion?"
Input Question 4 = "How does your practice enhance social inclusion?"

Methodology:


STEP 1: Identify question field for personalisation and objects for personalisation within given field.

e.g.
Verbs or Nouns

i.e.
Active Verbs:
Input Question 1 = Object for personalisation 1 = "mean"
Input Question 2 = Object for personalisation 2 = "break"
Input Question 3 = Object for personalisation 3 = "inhibit"
Input Question 4 = Object for personalisation 4 = "enhance"

STEP 2: Quantify total objects within question field for personalisation to determine personalisation vectors.

e.g.
mean +
break +
inhibit +
enhance = 4

STEP 3: Determine personalisation vectors per input question via Personalised Name Determinant based nominal conversion of total objects for personalisation.

e.g.
Total objects for personalisation  ==> Personalised Name Determinant based nominal conversion ==> personalisation vectors

i.e.
4 ==> (First 4 letters of SAMUEL CHARLES BUTLER) ==> S.A.M.U.
:. 1=S, 2=A, 3=M, 4=U

STEP 4: Convert personalisation vectors into numerical operators via alphanumerical matrix.

e.g.
Numerical Operator 1 = S=19
Numerical Operator 2 = A=1
Numerical Operator 3 = M=13
Numerical Operator 4 = U=21

STEP 5: Input objects for personalisation into dictionary based personalisation logarithm subject to numerical operators to determine personalised question field varient.

e.g.1
Object for personalisation 1 = "mean"
Numerical operator 1 = S = 19
:. 19th verb succeeding "mean" = "mesh"
:. Personalised question field variant 1 = "mesh"
:. Input question 1 = Output question 1 = What might inclusion mesh?

e.g.2
Object for personalisation 1 = "break"
Numerical operator 1 = A = 1
:. 1st verb succeeding "break" = "breakfast"
:. Personalised question field variant 2 = "breakfast"
:. Input question 2 = Output question 2 = How can we breakfast down social barriers?

e.g.3
Object for personalisation 3 = "inhibit"
Numerical operator 3 = M = 13
:. 13th verb succeeding "inhibit" = "insert"
:. Personalised question field variant 3 = "insert"
:. Input question 3 = Output question 3 = What might insert inclusion?

e.g.4
Object for personalisation 4 = "enhance"
Numerical operator 4 = U = 21
:. 21st verb succeeding "enhance" = "ensnare"
:. Personalised question field variant 4 = "ensnare"
:. Input question 1 = Output question 1 = How does your practice ensnare social inclusion?

Results:


Personalised Output Question 1 = What might inclusion mesh?
Personalised Output Question 2 = How can we breakfast down social barriers?
Personalised Output Question 3 = What might insert inclusion?
Personalised Output Question 4 = How does your practice ensnare social inclusion?

3 comments:

  1. my brain hurts. Actually, to be more precise, my brain couldn't cope with that at all. Scott had to explain it to me, like I was an imbecile monkey.

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  2. Yeah. I was trying to bring down The Matrix, or some old toss like that, and all this bureaucratic pseudo-maths started spewing out of my finger-ends.

    I'm not messing with Keanu again - that would be a waste of time.

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  3. Hmmm I wonder who's a teacher...

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