Untimely #4 - Tramps B

p.m.

Papa pats Ma’s baps. Ma taps Papa’s ass. Papa parts Ma’s spam rampart. Ma saps Papa’s ram bat.

Mass spasm starts.

a.m. – Ma a' Baba at SpartaMart

Ma: Mmmmmm, bass?

Baba: Tt! Sprats! Sprats!

Ma: Parma ‘am?

Baba: Spam! Spam! AAAAAAA! Aaa! AAAAAAA!

Ma: Aa? Baba’s bambam smarts?

Baba: Tt! A brat spat at ma pram, Ma!

Ma: A brat?! S’Bart ‘a bat ma arm, Baba!

Baba: Bart ‘as spat at Tam’s pram a’ Rab’s pram a' Sam's pram a' Pam's pram…

Ma: A’ Bart’s Ma smarms at Papa.

Baba: Bart’s a prat!

Ma: Bart’s Ma’s a tart!

Bart a' Bart's Ma (apart)

Bart: Rats!

Bart's Ma: Aa! Ma stars!