Untimely #4 — Tramps C

P.M.
Mrs. Saramap parps, a cat starts.
Mr. Saramap: Pam?
Mrs. Saramap: Caspar?
Mr. Saramap: ’assat?
Mrs. Saramap: ’s a cat.
Mr. Saramap: A cat?
Mrs. Saramap: A cat parpt.
Mr. Saramap: A! Crass cat. Scram!

A.M.
Pat starts a mass scat.
Sam: ’assat?
Pat: ’s art.
Sam: ’s crap.

P.M.
Marc’s Macassar spatt’rs a car’s parts.
Marta: Ma SmartCar!
Marc: ?
Marta: Marc scars ma SmartCar!
Marc: ’s ma attar—Macassar!
Marta: Macassar ma ass, ’s crapt ma car! Ma mats, ma tarp, ma parts: crapt!
Marc: Ma Macassar’s a massacar! A, a, a, a, a, a, a!
Marta caps Marc a smart rap.
Marc: …

A.M.
Cramps mar Sam’s start at Mt. Ararat.
Sam: AAAAAAAA! Ma arms start ta cramp!
Matt: ’at’s a crap start, ’at.
Sam: Cramps! Amass ma parts, STAT!
Matt: Parts: maps, tarp, cap, mast, mat …
Sam: ’t smarts, ma arm, ’t smarts …
Matt: Scrap Mt. Ararat, Sam.
Sam: Ma ass! Spasms! Cramps!
Matt: (prat.)

P.M.
Casa Marta, Caracas
Sara: Pasta, ma’am?
Mama Cass: ’assat? Spam?
Sara: ’s Parma ’am, ma’am.
Mama Cass: Parma Spam?
Sara: ’am.
Sara taps at a mascara scrap.
Mama Cass: ’assat?
Sara: Tapas.
Mama Cass: Tapas?
Sara: Spam paratas: tapas.
Mama Cass: Tttttttt. Spam’s crap, Sara.
Mama Cass, a tart satrap, starts ta pat maracas.

P.M.
Tramps, tarts
Cara: Ma! Tamara’s a tart!
Ma: A tart?
Cara: Tamara ’as a tramp stamp.
Ma: A tramp stamp?
Cara: A ASS TAT!
Ma: Tart!

Untimely #4 - Tramps D

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Mr D – MR T!

Mr T – MR D!

Mr D – DRAMS!! DRAM x DRAM! DRAM X DRAM x DRAM = PSSD!!

Mr T – AAAAAAAA SPAM!

Mr D – DRAM x DRAM = AM! TADAA!

Mr T – AAA, MR D PSSD?! PRAT

(…)

Mr D – DARTS?

Mr T – PASS

Mr D – DARTS + DRAM?

Mr T – Mmm…

Mr D – DRAM + DARTS + DRAM??

Mr T – TRAMPS PAR?

Mr D – PRAT

Mr T – DAM… “PAR”?!

Mr D – PARP!

Mr T – STP! TRAMPS?

Mr D – PARP PARP!!

Mr T – STP! STP! STP! DAM! TRAMPS?

Mr D – TRAMPS.

Mr T – MAD

Mr D – P.S.

(…)

Mr T – ??

Mr D – PARP PARP!!

(…)

Mr T – PRAT

Untimely #4 - Tramps B

p.m.

Papa pats Ma’s baps. Ma taps Papa’s ass. Papa parts Ma’s spam rampart. Ma saps Papa’s ram bat.

Mass spasm starts.

a.m. – Ma a' Baba at SpartaMart

Ma: Mmmmmm, bass?

Baba: Tt! Sprats! Sprats!

Ma: Parma ‘am?

Baba: Spam! Spam! AAAAAAA! Aaa! AAAAAAA!

Ma: Aa? Baba’s bambam smarts?

Baba: Tt! A brat spat at ma pram, Ma!

Ma: A brat?! S’Bart ‘a bat ma arm, Baba!

Baba: Bart ‘as spat at Tam’s pram a’ Rab’s pram a' Sam's pram a' Pam's pram…

Ma: A’ Bart’s Ma smarms at Papa.

Baba: Bart’s a prat!

Ma: Bart’s Ma’s a tart!

Bart a' Bart's Ma (apart)

Bart: Rats!

Bart's Ma: Aa! Ma stars!

Untimely Stimulus #4

This week: A challenge!

Write a tiny tale using only words containing letters from the word TRAMPS and the initial letter of your surname.

You may use the same letter more than once in a word.

Respond!