Untimely #4 — Tramps C

P.M.
Mrs. Saramap parps, a cat starts.
Mr. Saramap: Pam?
Mrs. Saramap: Caspar?
Mr. Saramap: ’assat?
Mrs. Saramap: ’s a cat.
Mr. Saramap: A cat?
Mrs. Saramap: A cat parpt.
Mr. Saramap: A! Crass cat. Scram!

A.M.
Pat starts a mass scat.
Sam: ’assat?
Pat: ’s art.
Sam: ’s crap.

P.M.
Marc’s Macassar spatt’rs a car’s parts.
Marta: Ma SmartCar!
Marc: ?
Marta: Marc scars ma SmartCar!
Marc: ’s ma attar—Macassar!
Marta: Macassar ma ass, ’s crapt ma car! Ma mats, ma tarp, ma parts: crapt!
Marc: Ma Macassar’s a massacar! A, a, a, a, a, a, a!
Marta caps Marc a smart rap.
Marc: …

A.M.
Cramps mar Sam’s start at Mt. Ararat.
Sam: AAAAAAAA! Ma arms start ta cramp!
Matt: ’at’s a crap start, ’at.
Sam: Cramps! Amass ma parts, STAT!
Matt: Parts: maps, tarp, cap, mast, mat …
Sam: ’t smarts, ma arm, ’t smarts …
Matt: Scrap Mt. Ararat, Sam.
Sam: Ma ass! Spasms! Cramps!
Matt: (prat.)

P.M.
Casa Marta, Caracas
Sara: Pasta, ma’am?
Mama Cass: ’assat? Spam?
Sara: ’s Parma ’am, ma’am.
Mama Cass: Parma Spam?
Sara: ’am.
Sara taps at a mascara scrap.
Mama Cass: ’assat?
Sara: Tapas.
Mama Cass: Tapas?
Sara: Spam paratas: tapas.
Mama Cass: Tttttttt. Spam’s crap, Sara.
Mama Cass, a tart satrap, starts ta pat maracas.

P.M.
Tramps, tarts
Cara: Ma! Tamara’s a tart!
Ma: A tart?
Cara: Tamara ’as a tramp stamp.
Ma: A tramp stamp?
Cara: A ASS TAT!
Ma: Tart!